category: Adult's Books

Book #2 in the Dragon award nominated trilogy

 Toil and Trouble – to gain a Queen her Crown …

 

                   Book #3 in the Dragon award nominated trilogy

The Dragon Awards are a set of literary and media awards voted on by fandom and presented annually by Dragon Con for excellence in various categories of science fiction, fantasy, and horror novels, movies, television, and games.

Both WITCHY WINTER (Book #2) and WITCHY EYE (Book #1) were nominated for best alternate history novel at the Dragon Awards.

Epic flintlock adult fantasy novels set in an alternate nineteenth century America ruled by ancient gods.

 

 

Your roommate keeps piling crap on your side of the room. It’s the day before Christmas break and your ride home ditches you. Your knee gives out and you lose your baseball scholarship. Halfway through your final semester, you realize you’re a credit short of graduating. And all you can think is . . . WTF?

Like Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School, we’re heading to campus to lend a helping hand to all those college kids who can’t quite make the grade. Inside they’ll find hilarious solutions to all the obstacles that lie between them and that elusive diploma. From indecisions about major selection to problems picking up that hot classmate to cramming for finals, this book covers all the awful, awkward, and annoying instances that would have college students IMing, posting, or texting: “WTF?” Be it in the dorm room or classroom, during finals week or spring break, campus’s most f*#!-ed-up situations are handled in this entertaining step-by-step guide.

As if your HR Department didn’t have enough to worry about, WTF? is holding its own office orientation. From dealing with workplace politics and romancing coworkers to climbing the success ladder or getting canned, WTF? Work shows you how to handle the daily lows of holding down a j-o-b.

Whether you’re sitting in the cubes or in the corner office, working the counter or bussing the tables, WTF? provides an employee handbook that’s actually worth reading. It leaves the PC stuff to the professionals and instead delivers some not-safe-for-work advice for when your job has you saying, “WTF?”

You order a large coffee with milk and two sugars at the drive thru, and wind up with a large black—decaf. You go to save the presentation that’s taken you all week to complete—only to discover it’s corrupt. Your bank slaps you with a $25 charge for overdrafting 25 cents… And all you can think is…WTF? Luckily for you, this book fills in the blanks and gives you humorous ideas for what to do when life makes them say, “what the f*#!?” Step by step, the authors take readers through inventively therapeutic, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions to life’s many problematic situations. Whether it happens at the office or at home, out on the town or in the bedroom, life’s most f*#!’ed-up situations are covered in this entertaining guide. Rather than turn lemons into lemonade, this book spits lemon juice into life’s eye and gives it a good kick to the junk.

In this fond trip down memory lane, Just Can’t Get Enough celebrates all the awesome products kids collected, begged their parents for, threw tantrums about, and obsessed over in the 1980s. From Hit Stix to Hungry, Hungry Hippos, My Little Pony to My Buddy, this book has all the toys and games that made the ’80s one of the gnarliest decades of the century.

Packed with colorful photographs and illustrations and written in an entertaining, irreverent style, Just Can’t Get Enough is filled with personal anecdotes, funny facts, and random trivia, along with special features like the Redonkulous Meter, which measures how beyond ridiculous each product truly was. Hilarious and original, this book is a must-have for anyone who ever snuggled with their Care Bear, staged epic battles between He-Man and Skeletor, played with their Lite-Brite for hours, or all of the above.